There are times when men have to be among women in their lives.
I went to college and there were 50 girls and 2 guys.
I got a job, and from the team leader, there could be 20 women and 3 men.
This is an article about how a man can survive in that situation.
1. The first principle: to remain absolutely NEVER ULTRA neutral.
Women usually form invisible factions when there are more than three. Don't try to understand why, I don't know.
It's just the way it is. Women themselves don't know why. It just happens.
Once you're in a place with a lot of women, you ride Burrow.
Pretending to be close here and there to quickly get close is a suicide commando's play. Mind you, just stay neutral.
Even if you buy an ice cream, you should be neutral no matter what, whether you buy it for everyone or not.
Avoid possible private relationships except formal ones. That's the secret to your survival -_-;
2. The second principle: Joining a faction is suicide.
If you're in a group like that, make sure you can play with guys as much as possible. Even if I eat, I always follow a male employee.
If you start eating with some women, you become enemies with everyone, not their factions.
It's automatic registration. I'm searching. Furthermore, the members of the women's faction continue to subtly change.
You can't understand or figure it out from the male's wits.
If a woman leaves or is kicked out of the faction you belong to and you don't know that and you're close to her.
If you stay, you're out of your faction. Then the hell of a life of bullying begins.
3. The third principle: But you shouldn't be hostile.
Stay as neutral as you can, and only maintain essential business relationships, but don't be hostile.
If that guy makes a big call on a woman, and there's a rumor like this, then it's time.
Then the whole woman turns to the enemy. If you do something right for the job and a woman swarms,
If you didn't win the stake, you can think of it as a rough time.
4. Fourth principle: So it's rather easier to get the right proportions or to have many men -_-;
When women meet individually, they are all lovely and pretty lovers, mothers, and younger siblings.
Don't hate women themselves. When you're just in a group, you know that you're very different from men.
I'm telling you to be careful of that. If you get caught up in factional circles and end up being bullied,
The answer is either leave the organization or be taken to a psychiatric unit. I've seen a lot of them in both cases. Cheer up guys.
I'm curious after writing the upper part.
Why do women form factions???
I don't want to judge whether it's right or wrong. I'm just wondering why you're doing it.
Of course, there is no answer. I'm just thinking about it as I want, so let's not argue.
Humans are living on smartphones right now.
In fact, everyone knows that humans have just begun to live similar to the present.
It is a human being who has lived as a Ugacha hunter for 995,000 years (99.5%) out of a million years of history.
The instincts that have been accumulated in the meantime have been stuck in our genes for years.
Then let's go back to the past.
Men and women had natural physical conditions, and men and women shared roles for survival.
The men would gather in droves and go power hunting, and the women would do a fruit-picking spree nearby.
I lived from day to day.
so.
Even in modern times, when men gather in groups, they first rank and select leaders.
Why?
Let's think about the primitive times.
There are no strong claws or sharp teeth. There is no thick leather and no strong muscles, so it cannot run fast.
The only thing I have is intelligence.
He uses intelligence to unite into great numbers and move systematically, and although it is weak, he holds and wields a stick in a stone.
That was the way humans fight.
In the wild and wild Paleolithic wild, human men are very, very organized to be hunters, not prey.
We had to move, and to do that, we had a strong hierarchy and a hierarchy, and we had to be organized by the leader.
I had to move.
After 995,000 years of living like that, he is a human man who discovered a similar farming experience.
So even in modern times, when human men can't step on the dirt floor all day long, they're in order -_-...
And on top of that, men focus on one thing, and when they set a goal, they only see it.
In addition, once the target is detected, there is a strong tendency to catch and see it.
This is also a hunter's temperament.
I came out in a huddle to hunt, but a deer popped out @!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, my.It's a foot deer!
If you catch that, you can eat it to your stomach for a week! Wow, my eyes are spinning.
But deer running is so fast.
Tossing a primitive version of a spear with a sharp stone on a Johnna tree branch to catch it.
It's not just that, but you have to stick it in the vital point to catch deer.
You only have one chance.
Of course, a poem.It goes into a hyper-focus mode. The mistake is starvation, and if you're unlucky, you starve to death.a situation in which one has to do something
It took your life, and you must have fired a blow that contained the power of your life.
And what about a sick, thin deer?
You don't know when another deer will appear, maybe it won't appear forever, and if you're unlucky, you'll see a Siberian tiger.
It's a situation where it could pop out.
I'd like to see a deer. Thank you. Let's shout three times.All-in-one.
.....
So when men go to the shopping center to buy jeans,
Go straight to the jeans store and pick a pair of jeans.
It goes into my legs after trying it on. Then it's jeans! Call!
You throw the money as you ask and buy it.
And I'm going to eat my wife (and my lover).
It's not an excuse for men. What should I do when I've been living like that?
Then let's get to the point and analyze the woman.
The analysis of men lengthened my words.
Let's talk about women.
Women had relatively weaker physical conditions than men, and children had to wear them as a bonus.
It played a role like fruit harvesting near caves, rather than just dangerous hunting.
What is the difference between fruit harvesting and hunting?
First, fruit trees do not run away.
Unlike great and fast deer and great tiger gods, fruit trees do not run away, nor do they beat people.
And unlike a deer that appears and disappears and doesn't know when it will reappear (or never)
The fruit trees stand in a stampede.
So the women turned around with the eyes of a hawk as they turned around with a basket among dozens of apple trees.
I'm looking for a more delicious and bigger apple. Apples won't run away anyway.
The amount of apples that humans can carry is limited, so it is important to choose a bigger, tastier, and more nutritious apple.
a matter of survival, as expected
I came to find an apple as a bonus, but there could be a chestnut tree next to the apple tree or a ginseng colony.
There is no reason to insist on an apology. It is a woman's job to make the best results with the same effort.
Once the women enter the shopping center, they go crazy.
A primitive woman starved for a week because her husband's baby had been chased by a tiger.
Imagine accidentally spotting an apple tree forest behind the cave and entering it.
It's so nice, right?
And I came to buy jeans, and I wanted to buy everything from the hairpin shop at the entrance.
Like an old lady who came to see real estate, she walks around scanning all the shops in all the shopping centers.
The man who came with me is going to die. There's a poem.The foot deer is running away! I shout out my instinct, "Deer! Deer!"
What about a woman?There are chestnut trees, pine trees, acorns, and they are all walking around...
And it took me an hour and a half to get to the jeans store 20 meters from the entrance.
This woman wore all the jeans in the store. I take it off and start.
The instinct of the man who came with me shouts. C.What if the foot deer gets sick and what if they get thin! The deer is running away! Hurry up and grab it!
But the woman said, well, this apple is small, this apple looks bad, and this apple is eaten by worms.
I'm doing this. I'm very careful.
Oh, my. As I used it, my back neck...
So let's get into factional formation.
A primordial woman has to pick fruit. But the baby's height was...
If you take your eyes off them for a moment, they'll challenge the bear over there, and they'll get sick.
You should always be mindful.
It's impossible for a woman to do it alone.
And no matter how safe the apple tree forest is next to the cave, if you meet an unlucky wild dog, you can go to Hwangcheon-gil.
So two people pick fruit while three people band together and one takes care of the other two children.
And if one wild dog appears, three women are clubbed, and you can try to resist it somehow.
So women come together.
Only,
Unlike men's hunting, where the higher the number of masters, the higher the probability of success.
As for women's fruit harvesting, if the number of fruits increases, only fruits will become scarce.
In other words, women are the enemy.Forming a group of people is the most favorable condition for survival.
It's possible to survive, and it's guaranteed to be safe, but because of too many people, it's less of their share.
It is the instinct of women to form groups to the extent that they do not.
What if you could just throw the back of the head of another bunch to keep them out of this forest as a bonus?
Yes, my fruit is eating.
So the factions fight fiercely -_-;
There is no reason to blame a woman for a female faction. It's instinct.
However, from the perspective of the male and female who were chased by tigers at the hunting ground, what?What about the foot faction? Are you eating it? It's a situation where you're doing it.
In a modern society where women have to mix for no reason, let's not fail after doing nothing.
Men and women are different.
But when men and women meet, humanity continues.
It's a fascinating world. (laughs)